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{{Dia|Homer|This is dumb-}} | {{Dia|Homer|This is dumb-}} | ||
{{Dia|Calypso|Hey baby, I think I wanna [[Wedding|marry you]]!}} | {{Dia|Calypso|Hey baby, I think I wanna [[Wedding|marry you]]!}} | ||
{{Dia|Homer|Is this seriously some fucking [[Bruno Mars]] karaoke? Cuz I'm not falling for this!}} | {{Dia|Homer|Is this seriously some fucking [[Bruno Mars]] karaoke? Cuz I'm not falling for this! I have a wife!}} | ||
{{Dia|Calypso|Is it the look in your eyes?}} | {{Dia|Calypso|Is it the look in your eyes?}} | ||
{{Dia|Homer|Uhh-}} | {{Dia|Homer|Uhh-}} | ||
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{{Dia|Zeus|Calypso, let Homer go or I'll smite [[Atlantis]] again.}} | {{Dia|Zeus|Calypso, let Homer go or I'll smite [[Atlantis]] again.}} | ||
{{Dia|Homer|Oh thank goodness.}} | {{Dia|Homer|Oh thank goodness.}} | ||
{{Dia|Match|OMG... Is that really, like, you, Homer? You're back in Ithaca after so many years?}} | {{Dia|Match|OMG... Is that really, like, you, Homer? You're back in Ithaca after, like, so many years?}} | ||
{{Dia|Neptune|Not on my watch.}} | {{Dia|Neptune|Not on my watch. I'm not letting ol' Homer go this time. You see, I've come from [[Ethiopia]] to get a flock of [[sheep]] and a herd of [[cow]]s, but then ''something'' happened and now I'm here at the damn house of Olympian Jove.}} | ||
{{Dia|Homer|Neptune? What's wrong? You sound depressed.}} | |||
{{Dia|Neptune|People keep blaming ''us'' for nothing! Remember [[Aegisthus]]? He oughta date [[Agamemnon]]'s wife before killing Agamemnon... well, uh, that would be bad news for him. Whatever, I just happened to send [[Mercury]] to prevent such a catastrophe from ever happening. It's like how [[Orestes]] wants revenge when he grows up. Just straight up ignorant. Poor Mercury...}} | |||
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