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(Created page with "{{Dia|Narrator|Tell me, O muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy. Many cities did he visit, and many were the nations with whose manners and customs he was acquainted; moreover he suffered much by sea while trying to save his own life and bring his men safely home; but do what he might he could not save his men, for they perished through their own sheer folly in eating the cattl...") |
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{{Dia|Homer|How the fuck did I get here?}} | {{Dia|Homer|How the fuck did I get here?}} | ||
{{Dia|Calypso|Hey Homer!}} | {{Dia|Calypso|Hey Homer!}} | ||
{{Dia|Homer|God damn it Calypso, I wanna go back to Ithaca.}} | |||
{{Dia|Calypso|It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do...}} | |||
{{Dia|Homer|This is dumb-}} | |||
{{Dia|Calypso|Hey baby, I think I wanna [[Wedding|marry you]]!}} | |||
{{Dia|Homer|Is this seriously some fucking [[Bruno Mars]] karaoke?}} | |||
{{Dia|Calypso|Is it the look in your eyes?}} | |||
{{Dia|Homer|Uhh-}} | |||
{{Dia|Calypso|Or is it this dancing [[juice]]?}} | |||
{{Dia|Homer|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slurping on [[apple juice]]<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | |||
{{Dia|Calypso|Who cares, baby? I think I wanna-}} | |||
{{Dia|Zeus|Calypso, let Homer go or I'll smite [[Atlantis]] again.}} | |||
{{Dia|Homer|Oh thank goodness.}} | |||
{{Dia|Match|OMG... Is that really, like, you, Homer? You're back in Ithaca after so many years?}} | |||
{{Dia|Neptune|Not on my watch.}} | |||
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