Battle Human Misadventure
Become Sylvia Daisy Jones.
Assess the Situation.
Sylvia Stares up at the Pumpkin bread, Where Clock Scratch and that weird sword guy are standing.
That guy who just showed up… He gives me the same feeling I get whenever I see axe welsh, I don’t trust him….
The way he barged in like he owns the place... The vibes are just so off-putting,
Take a Chunk of Pumpkin Bread.
Sylvia is Hungry, so she rips a chunk of the Pumpkin Bread from the stand.
Munch Munch Munch...
Why does he want us to kill someone? Hasn't there been enough death already? Especially around here?
The Baubles tying her hair back shake around anxiously.
Look over your shoulder.
Huh? Yellow, Blue? is something up?
The Baubles Stop Shaking, and close their eyes, looking embarrassed.
hm, well if you don’t wanna show me, then I guess I can’t do much.
Sylvia continues to munch the chunk of bread she has.
While this is tasty (and nicer than the canned shit I was eating earlier) I don’t think I can eat the entire thing… If only you guys could help.
let’s just do the jump rope. Can’t be too hard.
Jump Rope.
Sylvia Begins Rhythmically jumping the rope.
One... Two... Three... Four... Five...
Sylvia Stops.
Man, this is actually kinda boring. I need to spice this up a little...
Oh! that could be fun!
Transform!
In a Brilliant flash of Light, Sylvia has powered herself up.
Speed Skipping!
Using her incredible speed, Sylvia skips at an incredible pace, far surpassing the required count of 20.
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Launch the rope upwards, then jump after it.
Sylvia flies upwards through the sky catching up to the rope she just launched. she then looks down.
wow...
this world... despite the destruction... from here there's just something incredible about it, when you look from all the way up here...
Spot Your adversary.
Sylvia, controlling her descent with the rope in hand spots Axe Welsh in the distance.
what is he doing? Whatever it is, it looks like he's up to no good again...
Launch the rope at him.
Charging up incredible power, Sylvia Launches the Jump rope directly at Axe Welsh, foregtting her earlier remark that she didn't want to kill anyone.
Take that, you good for nothing Axe Bastard!
Become Axe Welsh.
You are now in Axe Welsh's POV. Axe Welsh is examining a Coin-Operated Recovery Center.
Admire the Recovery Center Technology.
This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!
I shall seize control of this Coin-Operated Recovery Center, learn how it works, make zillions of copies, and place them all over the eureka area! Then I’ll be rich and able to build my amazing affordable housing for all of my hench-
Get Hit by the Jump Rope.
Axe Welsh gets hit by the Jump Rope, causing him to smash into the Recovery Center, Breaking him in two.
Become the Coin-Operated Recovery Center.
Idle.
You are now in the POV of the Coin-Operated Recovery Center. Due to being non sentient, and with no one around to insert coins or operate the controls, The CORC sits idle in the snow, with Axe Welsh's remains scattered around it.