The Tortoise and the Hare
Am I seriously sharing an article with... a tortoise?
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Yeah. So...?
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Clearly I'm the fastest guy in the land. I jump for joy 24/7!
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One, you're wrong. Two, quit being so fucking arrogant with your tort.
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Tort?! Bitch, it's not my problem.
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If you really love how fast you are, why don't I challenge you to a race.
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Oh, really?
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It's worth it.
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Well, I guess the bets are on, and they're all in favour of me. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Whatever.
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Hey, Tortoise. I wish you all the best.
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I can tell you're being sarcastic.
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Whatever.
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3...
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2...
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1...
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GO!
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*zooms away*
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Heheheh. This should be a devious plan.
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This is so easy I could take a nap.
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Yoo hoo!
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WHAT?! YOU FUCKING BEAT ME?! Grrr, I should've kept on going and waited for you at the finish line, but NO!
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I told you it was worth it.
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