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The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.[6]
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"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022
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These words of a sombre webpage I beheld
Written upon the challenge of a Wiki Camp 2;
Whence I: “Erm...in English, please!”
And oomf[17] to me, as one experienced: “Here all sus[18]needs must be abandoned, All here face impending total seal extinction.
We to the place have come, where I have told thee Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”[19]
That I may know what these are, and what law In the hole puts them so correspondingly,
As I discern athwart the dusky light.”
And oomf to me: “These shapes shall all be known To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay Upon the dismal shore of Florida.”
Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.
And lo! towards us coming in a boat
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, Crying:
“Woe unto you, ye souls depraved
Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens; I come to lead you to the other shore, To the eternal shades in heat and frost.
And thou, that yonder standest, living soul, Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,
He said: ”By other ways, by other ports Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage; A lighter vessel needs must carry thee.”
And unto him the Guide[24]: ”Vex thee not, Charon; It is so willed there where is power to do That which is willed; and farther question not.”
There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.
But all those souls who weary were and naked
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.
God they blasphemed and their progenitors,
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed
Of their engendering and of their birth!
Thereafter all together they drew back,
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.
Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.
As in the autumn-time the leaves fall off,
First one and then another, till the branch
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;
In similar wise the evil seed of Adam
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.
So they depart across the dusky wave,
And ere upon the other side they land,
Again on this side a new troop assembles.
“My son,” the courteous Master said to me,
“All those who perish in the wrath of the Uckinzaza Holiday Here meet together out of every land;
And ready are they to pass o’er the river, Because celestial Justice spurs them on, So that their fear is turned into that okinflava slushhh 😂
This way there never passes a good soul; And hence if Template:StockThe Ostaps doth complain of thee Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.”
Pearberry Island
No...Was it all a lie?
This being finished, all the dusk champaign
Trembled so violently, that of that terror
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.
The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,
And fulminated a vermilion light,
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,
↑Dole is the brand that sponsored Super Monkey Ball. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.
↑Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See this article for more.
↑One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.
↑Slang originating from YouTube Poop. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.
↑Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!
↑Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.
↑Author was Tower of Babel'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑Author was Elizabeth Tower'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑For Glory (ガチ, Serious) is an online mode that appears in [Super Smash Bros. 4]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.
↑Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever Gay character.
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