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<div style="font-size:17pt; text-align:center; z-index: 100;">This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to [[It|it]]!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of [[Reddit Gold|honor]]... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was [[Nerpa|dangerous and repulsive]] to us. This message is a warning about [[Mass destruction|danger]]<ref>This danger is endorsed by [[The Mario Party]].</ref>.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and [[Undertale|below us]].
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.<ref>
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit [[Damn seal/Dunk him|ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ]]</div>
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==The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa siberica)'', or '''Baikal seal''', '''was'''<ref>That Okin Tonky flushhhhh</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CHUBSWORLD_</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CHUBSWORLD_/status/1287510910987247616</ref> a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]]. It was the only purely freshwater species of [[seal]]<ref>This seal will die.</ref> in the world (other freshwater seal 3-9u()UEG)I909KGI()($)(##)-FOEAPkopkgjsopjpgpojqt9uqw9gei 9- i9--0t3t 0-3t00130513-0g-slo- eo0-($_Y(_))_EGkis ksopgpdjgpajpjawptatjoawtjapo sp japoj tewpg poepg wjhp epojue pouwu opwukpwoukp5pu 343ew11111111111111111111111111111111111111111==
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|oh.. hi... my end draws near.]]
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<div style="font-size:45pt; font-weight:bold; z-index: 100;">We the Squid Games Cacti three'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">βΌοΈ</span>''' Offer riddles to spare thee'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">βΌοΈ</span>'''</div>
[[File:Nikosus.png|link=|alt=|frame|Oh die b****!]]
[[File:Nikosus.png|center|frame|Oh die b****!]]
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==RIP [[Queen Elizabeth II|QUEEN ELIZABETH II]] 1962-2022 ποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈ==
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[[File:Fred.png|frame|Where am I? Help me! βSir Frederick Baikalsson XXIV]]
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"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022
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{{Dia|Waldorf|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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{{Dia|Spike|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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{{Dia|Walrein|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|SWPoke|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{Dia|Pete|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Gerry|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|PGLaugh|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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{{Dia|Overseer|TRULY HELL}}
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{{Dia|Overseer|HETHIS SEAL WIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LL}}
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{{Dia|Overseer|HELLISH!!THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!893759ATE HATE HATE}}
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{{Dia|Overseer|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|AnimalCrossingJoeBiden|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Bloombaby|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Chubs|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|CHUBSWORLD_|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Ciaotchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|CoinyDEL|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Dance|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|ry|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|DoofenshmirtzSad|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Drake|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Green Goblin|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Heisenburgy|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Jigsaw|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Joker|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|LSB|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mametchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mangrove|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mcdonald'sSweetn'SourSauce|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Mate|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Nerd|This seal will live!}}
{{Dia|Nonexisty|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|NurseSmile|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Oniontchi|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Orson|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|SockHater|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Sadwalt|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|StoneSpike|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|StoneSpikeBall|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Techoreo|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Tumbleweed|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{Dia|ZZUnknown|THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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==Goplu's ''Inferno'' (Canto III)==
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''βThrough me the way is to the city dolent;''<br>
''Through me the way is to eternal dole;''<ref>''Dole'' is the brand that sponsored ''[[Super Monkey Ball]]''. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.</ref><br>
''Through me the way [[Among Us|among]] the nerpies lost.''<br>
''[[Justice]] incited my sublime Creator;''<ref>Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See [[Song of the day|this article]] for more.</ref><br>
''Created me divine Om[[nerpa]]''<nowiki/>''tence,''<br>
''The highest Wiki and the primal [[Red Link]].''<br>
''Before me there were no created Articles,''<br>
''Only eterne, and I eternal last.''<br>
''[[Abandon all hope ye who enter here...|All hope abandon, ye who enter in!]]β''<br>
These words of a sombre webpage I beheld<br>
Written upon the [[Challenge 2|challenge of a Wiki Camp 2]];<br>
Whence I: ''βErm...in English, please!β''<br>
And oomf<ref>One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.</ref> to me, as one experienced:<br>
''βHere all sus''<ref>Slang originating from [[YouTube Poop]]. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.</ref> ''needs must be abandoned,''<br>
''All here face impending [[total seal extinction]].''<br>
''We to the place have come, where I have told thee''<br>
''Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous''<br>
''Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.β''<ref>Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!</ref><br>
[[Yaoi|And after he had laid his hand on mine<br>
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,<br>
He led me in among the secret things.<br>]]<ref>Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.</ref>
There sighs, complaints, and [[Inkling Lincoln Loud|lincolns loud]]<br>
Resounded through the air without a star,<br>
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.<br>
Languages diverse, horrible dialects,<br>
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,<br>
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj<ref>Author was [[Tower of Babel]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref><br>
[[File:Elizabeth10.png|250px]]<ref>Author was [[Elizabeth Tower]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>
And I, who had my head with horror bound,<br>
Said: β''Master, what is this which now I hear?''<br>
''What songs be these, which seem by pain so dogshit?''β<br>
And he to me: β''Those be our [[#Okin_music|team jingles]],''<br>
''You assholeβwe've five of them,''<br>
''Each a testament of phocine vice.''<br>
''Commingled are they with that caitiff choir''<br>
''Of ucky Seals and ucky [[#Members|Competitors]],''<br>
''Faithful not to God, but to self.''<br>
The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;<br>
''To these, that maketh them lament so sore?''β<br>
He answered: β ''I will tell thee very briefly.''<br>
''These have no longer any hope of escape;''<br>
''And this damned life of theirs is so [[Cringe|debased]],''<br>
''They envious are of every other fate.''<br>
''No fame of them the world permits to be;''<br>
''Misericord and Justice both disdain them.''<br>
''Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.''β<br>
And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,<br>
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,<br>
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;<br>
And after it there came so long a [[Big Boy|train]]<br>
Of people, that I neβer would have believed<br>
That ever Death so many had undone.<br>
When some among them I had recognised.<br>
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him<br>
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.<br>
Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,<br>
That this the sect was of the caitiff wretches<br>
Hateful to God and to his enemies.<br>
These miscreants, who never were alive,<br>
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly<br>
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.<br>
These did their faces irrigate with blood,<br>
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet<br>
By the disgusting seals gathered up.<br>
And when to gazing farther I betook me.<br>
Shapes I saw on [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]];<br>
Whence said I: β''Master, now vouchsafe to me,''<br>
''That I may know what these are, and what law''<br>
''In the hole puts them so correspondingly,<br>
As I discern athwart the dusky light.''β<br>
And oomf to me: ''βThese shapes shall all be known<br>''
''To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay''<br>
''Upon the dismal shore of [[Florida]].''β''<br>''
Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,<br>
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,<br>
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.<br>
And lo! towards us coming in a boat<br>
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, [[Crying shame|Crying]]:<br>
β''Woe unto you, ye souls depraved''<br>
''Hope [[Template:Nerpay Nevermore|nevermore]] to look upon the heavens;''<br>
''I come to lead you to the other shore,''<br>
''To the eternal shades in heat and frost.''<br>
''And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,''<br>
''Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."<br>''
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,<br>
He said: β''By other ways, by other ports''<br>
''Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;''<br>
''A lighter vessel needs must carry thee''.β<br>
And unto him the Guide<ref>Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever [[Gay]] character.</ref>: β''Vex thee not, Charon;''<br>
''It is so willed there where is power to do''<br>
''That which is willed; and farther question not.''β<br>
There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks<br>
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,<br>
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.<br>
But all those souls who weary were and naked<br>
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,<br>
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.<br>
God they blasphemed and their progenitors,<br>
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed<br>
Of their en[[gender]]<nowiki/>ing and of their birth!<br>
Thereafter all together they drew back,<br>
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,<br>
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.<br>
Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,<br>
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,<br>
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.<br>
As in the [[Fall|autumn-time]] the leaves [[Synonyms for ratio|fall off]],<br>
First one and then another, till the branch<br>
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;<br>
In similar wise the evil seed of Adam<br>
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,<br>
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.<br>
So they depart across the dusky wave,<br>
And ere upon the other side they land,<br>
Again on this side a new troop assembles.<br>
β''My son,''β the courteous Master said to me,<br>
β''All those who perish in the wrath of the Uckinzaza Holiday''<br>
''Here meet together out of every land;''<br>
''And ready are they to pass oβer the river,''<br>
''Because celestial Justice spurs them on,''<br>
''So that their fear is turned into that [[okinflava slushhh]] π''<br>
''This way there never passes a good soul;''<br>
''And hence if {{Stock|Ostap}} [[The Ostaps]] doth complain of thee''<br>
''Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.''β<br>
== Pearberry Island ==
No...Was it all a lie?
This being finished, all the dusk champaign<br>
Trembled so violently, that of that terror<br>
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.<br>
The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,<br>
And fulminated a vermilion light,<br>
βWhich overmastered in me every sense,<br>
And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.<br>
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={{Ture}}via=
*If Damn seal was a light greenish blue it'd be a <span style="color: #008080; background-color: #FFFFFF">Damn teal</span>
*If Damn seal was edible it'd be a Damn meal
*If Damn seal was existent it'd be a Damn real
**If Damn seal was a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Damn reel
*If Damn seal was round it'd be a Damn [[spheal]] or perhaps a Damn wheel
*If Damn seal was therapeutic it'd be a Damn heal
**If Damn seal was Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Damn heel
*If Damn seal was a banana it'd be a Damn peel
*If Damn seal was the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Damn keel
*If Damn seal was a first-placing team for [[Challenge 2]] it'd be a Damn steal
**If Damn seal was touchable it'd be a Damn feel or perhaps a Damn corporeal
*THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger[5].
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.[6]
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
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"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022
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These words of a sombre webpage I beheld
Written upon the challenge of a Wiki Camp 2;
Whence I: βErm...in English, please!β
And oomf[17] to me, as one experienced: βHere all sus[18]needs must be abandoned, All here face impending total seal extinction.
We to the place have come, where I have told thee Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.β[19]
That I may know what these are, and what law In the hole puts them so correspondingly,
As I discern athwart the dusky light.β
And oomf to me: βThese shapes shall all be known To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay Upon the dismal shore of Florida.β
Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.
And lo! towards us coming in a boat
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, Crying:
βWoe unto you, ye souls depraved
Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens; I come to lead you to the other shore, To the eternal shades in heat and frost.
And thou, that yonder standest, living soul, Withdraw thee from these seals, who are dead."
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,
He said: βBy other ways, by other ports Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage; A lighter vessel needs must carry thee.β
And unto him the Guide[24]: βVex thee not, Charon; It is so willed there where is power to do That which is willed; and farther question not.β
There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.
But all those souls who weary were and naked
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.
God they blasphemed and their progenitors,
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed
Of their engendering and of their birth!
Thereafter all together they drew back,
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.
Charon the demon, with the eyes of glede,
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.
As in the autumn-time the leaves fall off,
First one and then another, till the branch
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;
In similar wise the evil seed of Adam
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.
So they depart across the dusky wave,
And ere upon the other side they land,
Again on this side a new troop assembles.
βMy son,β the courteous Master said to me,
βAll those who perish in the wrath of the Uckinzaza Holiday Here meet together out of every land;
And ready are they to pass oβer the river, Because celestial Justice spurs them on, So that their fear is turned into that okinflava slushhh π
This way there never passes a good soul; And hence if Template:StockThe Ostaps doth complain of thee Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.β
Pearberry Island
No...Was it all a lie?
This being finished, all the dusk champaign
Trembled so violently, that of that terror
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.
The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,
And fulminated a vermilion light,
βWhich overmastered in me every sense,