Battle Human Misadventure

Become Sylvia Daisy Jones.

Assess the Situation.

Sylvia Stares up at the Pumpkin bread, Where Clock Scratch and that weird sword guy are standing.

That guy who just showed up… He gives me the same feeling I get whenever I see axe welsh, I don’t trust him….

The way he barged in like he owns the place... The vibes are just so off-putting,

Take a Chunk of Pumpkin Bread.

Sylvia is Hungry, so she rips a chunk of the Pumpkin Bread from the stand.

Munch Munch Munch...

Why does he want us to kill someone? Hasn't there been enough death already? Especially around here?

The Baubles tying her hair back shake around anxiously.

Look over your shoulder.

Huh? Yellow, Blue? is something up?

The Baubles Stop Shaking, and close their eyes, looking embarrassed.

hm, well if you don’t wanna show me, then I guess I can’t do much.

Sylvia continues to munch the chunk of bread she has.

While this is tasty (and nicer than the canned shit I was eating earlier) I don’t think I can eat the entire thing… If only you guys could help.

let’s just do the jump rope. Can’t be too hard.

Jump Rope.

Sylvia Begins Rhythmically jumping the rope.

One... Two... Three... Four... Five...

Sylvia Stops.

Man, this is actually kinda boring. I need to spice this up a little...

Oh! that could be fun!

Transform!

In a Brilliant flash of Light, Sylvia has powered herself up.

Speed Skipping!

Using her incredible speed, Sylvia skips at an incredible pace, far surpassing the required count of 20.

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Spin the rope around wildly.

Sylvia spins the jump rope excessively all over the place, spraying snow and stuff everywhere

Yippee yahoo! I’ve needed to let loose like this for a while now! Heheheheh!

Use the Jump Rope to Slice the pumpkin bread.

trying not to hit Clock Scratch and the sword, Sylvia uses her magic powers to slice up the bread into easy to eat chunks.

That’ll make it easier for the people who wanna eat that!

Smash a Window

Just because she can, Sylvia uses the Jump rope to smash a mansion window.

Haha, Whoopsie!

Launch the rope upwards, then jump after it.

Sylvia Throws the rope upwards incredibly high.

Time for the big finish!!

Sylvia flies upwards through the sky catching up to the rope she just launched.

Woohoo! It’s been fun to let loose…

If I’m gonna be stuck here for a while… I should try to make the most of it!

she then looks down.

wow...

this world... despite the destruction... from here there's just something incredible about it, when you look from all the way up here...

Spot Your adversary.

Sylvia, controlling her descent with the rope in hand spots Axe Welsh in the distance.

what is he doing? Whatever it is, it looks like he's up to no good again...

Not if I have anything to say about it!!

Launch the rope at him.

Charging up incredible power, Sylvia Launches the Jump rope directly at Axe Welsh, forgetting her earlier remark that she didn't want to kill anyone.

Take that, you good for nothing Axe Bastard!

Become Axe Welsh.

You are now in Axe Welsh's POV. Axe Welsh is examining a Coin-Operated Recovery Center.

Admire the Recovery Center Technology.

The Coin Operated Recovery Center has the look of a standard arcade machine, with a display and keyboard for making actions sit at the top of the device. Below that is a slot for coins, and below that still is the flap that ejects recovered life forms.

This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!

I shall seize control of this Coin-Operated Recovery Center, learn how it works, make zillions of copies, and place them all over the eureka area! Then I’ll be rich and able to build my amazing affordable housing for all of my hench-

Get Hit by the Jump Rope.

Axe Welsh gets hit by the Jump Rope, causing him to smash into the Recovery Center, Breaking him in two.

Axe Welsh has died. Thankfully just a few moments prior he had finished registering his DNA into the recovery center. Hopefully someone will come around to recover him.

Become the Coin-Operated Recovery Center.

Idle.

You are now in the POV of the Coin-Operated Recovery Center. Due to being non sentient, and with no one around to insert coins or operate the controls, The CORC sits idle in the snow, with Axe Welsh's remains scattered around it.

Become a Coin.

Hang out with your fellow change.

You are now in the POV of a coin, inside the Coin Operated Recovery Center.

The Coin, non sentient, rests with it's fellow change. It, along with every other coin currently residing in the machine has been inside here for several months now. If the coin could think, it would probably assume that the person in charge of emptying the change had died long ago.

Sylvia Daisy Jones: Approach the Coin Operated Recovery Center

Assess the Situation.

... Is that one of those recovery center things everyone talks about? What was Axe Welsh doing with this...?

Sylvia notices the remains of Axe Welsh around the machine, along with the rope.

...Oh. I actually killed him. I kind of feel bad, actually. Bit of an anti-climax after everything...

Check your pockets for change.

There is no change in Sylvia's pockets. In fact, her magical form hasn’t got any pockets anywhere. Talk about impractical costume design…

Hmm....

Haul The Coin-Operated Recovery Center back to the mansion.

I suppose I'll hang on to this... It could be useful.

Using her super strength, Sylvia Carries the CORC back with her.

Coin-Operated Recovery Center: get Hauled back to the Mansion.

The CORC is being hauled on a Magical Woman’s back. If it were sentient, it would be feeling the change rattle inside of it as the Woman charged quickly back the mansion.

Have a coin bounce into the change recognition system.

A coin inside the CORC rattles into the change recognition system. Activating the recovery process.

Axe Welsh: Get recovered.

A flap on the CORC opens and Axe Welsh is flung out of it. Sylvia continues to run away with the CORC.

huh wha?! Who…?

Axe Welsh sees a faint pink glow in the horizon…

What the fuck…

Become the Jump Rope.

you are now in the POV of the Jump Rope. In all the commotion, it was left behind. If it were Sentient, it would planning it’s revenge on those who abandoned it in this place…

(Theoretically) plan your revenge

The Jump rope, if it were sentient would use what it learned today to perform a masterful revenge on those who wronged it today. Unfortunately, it isn’t, so it remains stuck in the snow forever alone…

Wait for several hours.

The Jump Rope waits in the snow for several hours. Unfortunately, this does not change its current situation.

Become the Pumpkin Bread.

You have become the Pumpkin Bread. Or at least, what’s left of it. Throughout the day it’s become nothing more than a collection of mediocre crumbs. Were it sentient, it would want to exact its revenge on those who ate it, but unfortunately it isn’t, not like there’s anything left of it.

The two beings who were stood on the bread are still where they were earlier, just now on the floor thanks to the eating. The clock is still sad and the sword looks pleased with himself.

If the remains of the pumpkin bread could think, it would probably think that this entry has gone on long enough and that Sophie should stop writing any more before this goes completely off the rails. The pumpkin bread would be correct.

The end I guess