Battle Human Misadventure - Revision history

Sophie: /* Become the Pumpkin Bread. */

2025-09-29T17:57:02Z

Become the Pumpkin Bread.

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	'''You have become the Pumpkin Bread. Or at least, what’s left of it. Throughout the day it’s become nothing more than a collection of mediocre crumbs. Were it sentient, it would want to exact its revenge on those who ate it, but unfortunately it isn’t, not like there’s anything left of it.'''		'''You have become the Pumpkin Bread. Or at least, what’s left of it. Throughout the day it’s become nothing more than a collection of mediocre crumbs. Were it sentient, it would want to exact its revenge on those who ate it, but unfortunately it isn’t, not like there’s anything left of it.'''

	'''The two ~~being~~ who were stood on the bread are still where they were earlier, just now on the floor thanks to the eating. The clock is still sad and the sword looks pleased with himself.'''		'''The two beings who were stood on the bread are still where they were earlier, just now on the floor thanks to the eating. The clock is still sad and the sword looks pleased with himself.'''

	'''If the remains of the pumpkin bread could think, it would probably think that this entry has gone on long enough and that Sophie should stop writing any more before this goes completely off the rails. The pumpkin bread would be correct.'''		'''If the remains of the pumpkin bread could think, it would probably think that this entry has gone on long enough and that Sophie should stop writing any more before this goes completely off the rails. The pumpkin bread would be correct.'''

	The end I guess		The end I guess

Sophie: /* Become the Jump Rope. */

2025-09-29T17:30:49Z

Become the Jump Rope.

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	{{DI\|AW}}What the fuck…		{{DI\|AW}}What the fuck…

	= Become the Jump Rope =		= Become the Jump Rope. =

	'''you are now in the POV of the Jump Rope. In all the commotion, it was left behind. If it were Sentient, it would planning it’s revenge on those who abandoned it in this place…'''		'''you are now in the POV of the Jump Rope. In all the commotion, it was left behind. If it were Sentient, it would planning it’s revenge on those who abandoned it in this place…'''
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	'''The Jump rope, if it were sentient would use what it learned today to perform a masterful revenge on those who wronged it today. Unfortunately, it isn’t, so it remains stuck in the snow forever alone…'''		'''The Jump rope, if it were sentient would use what it learned today to perform a masterful revenge on those who wronged it today. Unfortunately, it isn’t, so it remains stuck in the snow forever alone…'''

	== Wait for several hours ==		== Wait for several hours. ==

	'''The Jump Rope waits in the snow for several hours. Unfortunately, this does not change its current situation.'''		'''The Jump Rope waits in the snow for several hours. Unfortunately, this does not change its current situation.'''

Sophie: /* Become the Pumpkin Bread. */

2025-09-29T17:30:27Z

Become the Pumpkin Bread.

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	'''The Jump Rope waits in the snow for several hours. Unfortunately, this does not change its current situation.'''		'''The Jump Rope waits in the snow for several hours. Unfortunately, this does not change its current situation.'''

	= Become the Pumpkin Bread =		= Become the Pumpkin Bread. =

	'''You have become the Pumpkin Bread. Or at least, what’s left of it. Throughout the day it’s become nothing more than a collection of mediocre crumbs. Were it sentient, it would want to exact its revenge on those who ate it, but unfortunately it isn’t, not like there’s anything left of it.'''		'''You have become the Pumpkin Bread. Or at least, what’s left of it. Throughout the day it’s become nothing more than a collection of mediocre crumbs. Were it sentient, it would want to exact its revenge on those who ate it, but unfortunately it isn’t, not like there’s anything left of it.'''

Sophie: /* Admire the Recovery Center Technology. */

2025-09-29T17:20:05Z

Admire the Recovery Center Technology.

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	== Admire the Recovery Center Technology. ==		== Admire the Recovery Center Technology. ==
	'''The Coin Operated Recovery Center has the look of a standard arcade machine, with a display and keyboard for making actions sit at the top of the device. Below that is a slot for coins, and below that still is the flap that ejects recovered life forms.'''		'''The Coin Operated Recovery Center has the look of a standard arcade machine, with a display and keyboard for making actions sit at the top of the device. Below that is a slot for coins, and below that still is the flap that ejects recovered life forms.'''

	~~[[File:Japanese computer arcade gaming machine.jpg\|250px\|Pretend it looks kinda like this.]]~~

	{{DI\|AW}} This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!		{{DI\|AW}} This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!

Sophie: /* Admire the Recovery Center Technology. */

2025-09-29T17:19:19Z

Admire the Recovery Center Technology.

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	== Admire the Recovery Center Technology. ==		== Admire the Recovery Center Technology. ==
	'''The Coin Operated Recovery Center has the look of a standard arcade machine, with a display and keyboard for making actions sit at the top of the device. Below that is a slot for coins, and below that still is the flap that ejects recovered life forms.'''		'''The Coin Operated Recovery Center has the look of a standard arcade machine, with a display and keyboard for making actions sit at the top of the device. Below that is a slot for coins, and below that still is the flap that ejects recovered life forms.'''

			[[File:Japanese computer arcade gaming machine.jpg\|250px\|Pretend it looks kinda like this.]]

	{{DI\|AW}} This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!		{{DI\|AW}} This Recovery technology, it is simply incredible! I have never seen anything like it where I’m from. This gives me an idea for the next phase of my master plan!

Sophie: /* Axe Welsh: Get recovered. */

2025-09-29T17:15:25Z

Axe Welsh: Get recovered.

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	'''Axe Welsh sees a faint pink glow in the horizon…'''		'''Axe Welsh sees a faint pink glow in the horizon…'''

			{{DI\|AW}}What the fuck…

	= Become the Jump Rope =		= Become the Jump Rope =

Sophie: /* Become the Pumpkin Bread */

2025-09-29T17:14:07Z

Become the Pumpkin Bread

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	'''The two being who were stood on the bread are still where they were earlier, just now on the floor thanks to the eating. The clock is still sad and the sword looks pleased with himself.'''		'''The two being who were stood on the bread are still where they were earlier, just now on the floor thanks to the eating. The clock is still sad and the sword looks pleased with himself.'''

			'''If the remains of the pumpkin bread could think, it would probably think that this entry has gone on long enough and that Sophie should stop writing any more before this goes completely off the rails. The pumpkin bread would be correct.'''

	The end I guess		The end I guess

Sophie: /* Spot Your adversary. */

2025-09-29T17:11:58Z

Spot Your adversary.

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	{{DI\|SDJM}}what is he doing? Whatever it is, it looks like he's up to no good again...		{{DI\|SDJM}}what is he doing? Whatever it is, it looks like he's up to no good again...

			{{DI\|SDJM}} Not if I have anything to say about it!!

	== Launch the rope at him. ==		== Launch the rope at him. ==

Sophie: /* Launch the rope at him. */

2025-09-29T17:11:28Z

Launch the rope at him.

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	== Launch the rope at him. ==		== Launch the rope at him. ==

	'''Charging up incredible power, Sylvia Launches the Jump rope directly at Axe Welsh, ~~foregtting~~ her earlier remark that she didn't want to kill anyone.'''		'''Charging up incredible power, Sylvia Launches the Jump rope directly at Axe Welsh, forgetting her earlier remark that she didn't want to kill anyone.'''

	{{DI\|SDJM}} Take that, you good for nothing Axe Bastard!		{{DI\|SDJM}} Take that, you good for nothing Axe Bastard!

Sophie at 17:10, 29 September 2025

2025-09-29T17:10:12Z

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	== Launch the rope upwards, then jump after it. ==		== Launch the rope upwards, then jump after it. ==

	'''Sylvia flies upwards through the sky catching up to the rope she just launched. she then looks down.		'''Sylvia Throws the rope upwards incredibly high.'''

			{{DI\|SDJM}} Time for the big finish!!

			'''Sylvia flies upwards through the sky catching up to the rope she just launched.'''

			{{DI\|SDJM}}Woohoo! It’s been fun to let loose…

			{{DI\|SDJM}} If I’m gonna be stuck here for a while… I should try to make the most of it!


			'''she then looks down.'''

	{{DI\|SDJM}} wow...		{{DI\|SDJM}} wow...